1. You have gotten drunk with Pepe at the Polo Lounge
2. You know who Pepe is
3. You order truffle eggs benedict at the Beverly Wilshire – even though it costs more than the steak.
4. You will only go to the ER at Cedars, since you have donated, or know someone who has.
5. You do not eat anywhere new unless it has a chef from a very old restaurant.
6. You know exactly three Dohenys, two Chandlers, one Spelling and a Speilberg.
7. You personal know the owners of Kate Mantallinis/The Gardens on Glendon, Tallerico, The Clippers, the Jerry’s Delis and Normound Realty.
8. You remember when Whole Foods was Mrs. Gooches.
9. You feel living south of Sunset is not so much an issue of status, as it is an issue of “safety”.
11. You have a house account at Gelsons in Century City, Mickey Fine’s pharmacy and Dr. Winters (if you have a pet).
12. You still order Chasen’s chili from Bristol Farms, and pretend it tastes the same.
13. You will never use the name Westfield’s.
14. You personally donate to the annual Beverly Hills Policeman’s ball, and carry your donor’s card in your glove box.
15. You know Will Rogers was the first mayor of Beverly Hills and that he road a horse to work
16. You love Paul Williams and hate Frank Lloyd Wright
17. Despite the annual film festival you cringe every time you drive by that dumb sign that reads: “Beverly Hills, Sister City to Cannes”
18. You’ve seen Larry King at Nate n Al’s enough times to acknowledge him with a nod
19. You remember when Jerry’s Deli had phones in the booths
20. You remember *depending on your age* The Luau, The Roxberry, Ballistyx, or Guy Starkman’s after hours at his parent’s Starky’s in the Beverly Center.
21. You remember “curfew” after the Rodney King incident …
22. … and the earthquakes of ‘88 and’92
23. You (or your kids) are white but for some reason use spray paint, have gang names and spend WAY too much time in the parking lot at Thrifty’s (not Rite-Aid) on Cannon.
24. You think New York is a flyover state
25. You have a beach house in the Colony but NEVER go in the water.
26. You buy your shower and wedding gifts from Geary’s, and your Sweet 16s and Bar Mitzvah gifts from Fourteen Karats
27. Your Jewish friends got booted from the Sand and Sea club when Aaron Spelling turned it into a set for “90210″, and your Christian friends are still snug as a bug in a rug at The beach Club

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