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Obsession of the Moment: Posh & Becks 2.0 … ? Robbie & Claudine Keane have officially landed

I’ve been hearing a lot of about LA Galaxy new team mate, Robbie Keane and wifey Claudine, mostly in comparison to David and Victoria Beckham.

The Irish couple had quite the photo op after landing at LAX today, JUST like the day Posh and Becks landed in LA in 2007.

Fresh of the boat, Robbie has come to LA after singing a 2 year deal with The Los Angeles Galaxy (WHO?) for a 4.5 million pay check.  He has been quoted saying that he took a pay cut for the weather, aww, how nice of him to grace us with his presence :-/

This is all making sense to me now!  LA Galaxy stadium is in Carson, which is very close to Orange County.  The first time I saw Claudine all I could think about was her being cast as a future Real Housewife of OC.

#funfact: Claudine is a lingerie model

Somebody had a makeover...or I mean make under

Players don’t move to a club like LA Galaxy to kick-start a stalled career or to feed a hunger for top class football; moving to LA Galaxy is the equivalent of Bono quitting U2 to move to Las Vegas and front a showband with the left-overs from The Commitments. Keane has developed his football skills in Dublin, Wolverhampton, Coventry, Milan, Leeds, London and Liverpool, towns where football is often seen as the very pulse of the city. They’ll hardly be dancing on the streets of Los Angeles if Galaxy beat Motagua in the CONCACAF Champions League at the Home Depot Centre tonight. – Herald Ie

Posh 2.0? Let’s take a closer look at this new WAG*:

Tan: Check

Implants: Check

Got the Vic Beck purse of choice – Black Hermes Birkin 40 cm with togo leather: Check

Former Ms. Ireland vs. Former Spice Girl

Walking out of an airport, photo shoot fresh in 5 inch heels, does that remind you of anyone?

Mrs. Keane loves the pap – Already posing like a pro while blowing kisses to her adoring public (vomit).

Seems to be some what of a fashionista mixed with a lil tackiness (is that a belly button ring I see??), wearing a summer trend of bright colored skinny jeans, Christian Louboutins platform sandals with a spiked bow (3 seasons old #justsaying), and a crop top with uneven front and back.

Hmm, I wonder if their son, and/or future kids will go to Curtis too? [our LA native friends should get that]

*WAG = is an acronym, used particularly by the British tabloid press, to describe the wives and girlfriends of high-profile football players.

AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER… RIGHT?

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4 comments for “Obsession of the Moment: Posh & Becks 2.0 … ? Robbie & Claudine Keane have officially landed

  1. August 19, 2011 at 9:01 am

    You capture her essence to the tee! I could not agree with you more, her look and style is tacky beyond words. She has nothing on VB! I am sure the girl means well, but she has got it all wrong already. Love this article, made my morning! She is the average wanna-be starlet that read about Birkins and Loubis, nothing special! Those who possess true style wear clothes and accessories effortlessly. This is not the case!

  2. Caroline M. Roman
    August 19, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    hilarious

  3. easygoing
    August 26, 2011 at 7:13 pm

    she never won Ms. Ireland, it is the stunning Rosana Davison who was Ms. Ireland and Ms. World winner. If this women can go and make it in LA im sure Rosana Davison would do far better

  4. Caroline M. Roman
    August 27, 2011 at 12:31 am

    believe the author was using the term Ms. Ireland a little differently …

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