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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Recap — Ep. 1 | The Daily Truffle LA

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Recap — Ep. 1

Lemme alone Kyle … lemme alone … I dunt like uuuuuu.

Quotes:

  • Brandi: “We’ve all slept with everyone, right Yolanda? You and me? Because we’re the hottest housewives, right? I’ve got you, gurl.”
  • Adrienne to Lisa: “Look, I accuse a lot of people of selling stories to TMZ. It’s nothing. Time to let bygones be bygones. Take one of my trees, friends?”
  • Brandi to Lisa’s closet: “Fuck You”
  • Lisa: “I’m older and wiser.” Brandi: “Well,you’re definitely older.”
  • Brandi: “Kim blames me for all her drug and alcohol issues. I play a huge role in her life.”
  • Kim: “Well, I got a boot and I can hear.”
  • Portia to Lisa: “Hello dolling dolling dolling bye dolling.”
  • Brandi to Lisa: “Keyword pump! Get it?”
  • Kyle on Brandi: “I do enjoy seeing her face — both of them.”
  • Kim to Kyle: “Look Kyle, I may not be able to come to your daughter’s birthday because uh well, um … I know I didn’t make this clear in Seasons 1 and 2 but um … I just don’t like you.”

Gifts this Ep:

  • Tequila slip-and-slide mattress pad — from Brandi to Lisa
  • Convertible Maserati — from Mauricio to Kyle
  • Finally coming to someone’s lame party — from Kim to Lisa
  • The F-You Tree — from Adrienne to Lisa

Name drops:

  • Giacomino from Il Pastaeo
  • Kathy Hilton’s new dress line

Beverly Hills fact drop:

  • Il Pastaio is absolutely the most notorious BH resto you can go to. This is where the Persians, Beverly Hills ladies and so forth definitely flock. The patio is a total scene in a plastic surgery and women looking to land a man kind of way. The food is fantastic.
  • Here’s the deal with double kissing in LA: It’s not a thing. It only happens when one person is NOT American. #RHOBH misuse. We would know.

Styling Tips:

  • One must always make an effort to hide one’s line from Ibizia Tan (Brandi)

Three Cheers:

  • New housewife Yolanda is cool, was discovered by Eileen Ford and has children with interesting L.A. names: Anwar, Bella, and Gigi.
  • Brandi’s T-back side boob
  • Kim’s vm is full because she drunk dialed herself. “Uh … I did see two missed calls from Portia …”

Awkward moments:

  • Brandi’s house
  • Kyle and Kathy thinking a boutonniere is current. “You’re joking. You’re joking right?”
  • Taylor “lost” Russell
  • White and pink Birkins
  • The bigger the purse the smaller the ass (wrong). The higher the heel the closer to GOD (also wrong).
  • Kim stills slurs without alcohol. “Uh just moooooved a leel bit closser juuust a leel bit closser” — Kim expaining where she lives.
  • Who sends flowers to an event you’re not invited to? Wait a minute … Adrienne you little devil you …

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1 comment for “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Recap — Ep. 1

  1. Lauren
    November 7, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    That’s hilarious!

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