Dear Camille – please send us the details of you etiquette coach. A year ago, you would have been the the focus of this book deal brawl but this season, we don’t hear a peep. P is for progress!
Dear Yolanda – Did you say “unborn fetus of a baby lamb”? Let us know.
Dear Kyle – Why are you always attacking Lisa? This started at the end of season 1 and it’s never been addressed.
Dear Lisa – We were pretty sure you wouldn’t play a sport where bad-mitten balls fly at your face.
Dear Adrienne – When cartwheeling amoung friends and a TV crew, do first put on eunderwear wti some coverage and if your friends can only lend you a g-string, leggings are a next best.
Dear Brandi – Congratulations on your book deal telling the unknown story of your divorce. Also, props for the following quote: Adrienne took her weave out and did some work.
Dear Yolanda darling – You may indeed want to find a new crowd of friends. Also, you are throwing your ice water way to hard for America. Take it down a notch.