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Gossip Girl Final Season Recap — Ep. 9 Show Finale

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It could have been any girl in any clique at any school where Dan Humphrey wound up … But it was Serena on the Upper East Side at Constance Billard and St. Jude’s prep and so it began. He had … Continue reading

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 3 Recap — Ep. 5

Taylor vs. Brandi book deal brawl

Dear Camille - please send us the details of you etiquette coach. A year ago, you would have been the the focus of a book deal brawl but this season, we don’t hear a peep. It’s hard to say who wont the dinner party …

Dear Yolanda – Did you say “unborn fetus of a baby lamb”? Let us know.

Dear Kyle – Why are you always attacking Lisa? This started at the end of season 1 and it’s never been addressed.

Dear Lisa – We were pretty sure you wouldn’t play a sport where bad-mitten balls fly at your face.

Dear Adrienne – When cartwheeling amoung friends and a TV crew, do first  put on eunderwear wti some coverage and if your friends can only lend you a g-string, leggings are a next best.

Dear Brandi – Congratulations on your book deal telling the unknown story of your divorce. Also, props for the following quote: Adrienne took her weave out and did some work.

Dear Yolanda darling – You may indeed want to find a new crowd of friends. Also, you are throwing your ice water way to hard for America. Take it down a notch.

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Gossip Girl Final Season Recap — Ep. 8

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Let’s skip right to the trailer for next week’s episode with the plane crash. According to the internet Chuck does not actually die in that crash because Victoria Grayson taught him how to fake die in an air plane. So … Continue reading

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Gossip Girl Final Season Recap — Ep. 7

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Last night’s GG was trickier than Battleship. William van der Woodsen returns in a surprise twist where he is revealed to be conspiring (with benefits) with Ivy. They teamed up after he helped Lola transfer her share of Cece’s inheritance … Continue reading

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Gossip Girl Final Season Recap — Ep. 6

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We now understand why Blair has been so lame on every episode this fall; it’s all been a set-up for her ultimate comeback, and setting the stage for the power couple we knew was coming: Sage + Blair. Best Quotes: … Continue reading

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Gossip Girl Final Season Recap — Ep. 5

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We have a theory the CW is forcing the writers to tank a couple of these final episodes so we recover from our depression in time to start watching the Carrie Diaries come January. We forgive the writing and make … Continue reading

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Gossip Girl Final Season Recap — Ep. 4

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Last week (well, two weeks ago due to #Sandy) we were complaining about Chuck’s Zero Dark Thirty buzz cut. However this week on Gossip Girl, we got to the bottom of it. I learned it from watching you, dad. I learned … Continue reading

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Gossip Girl Final Season Recap — Ep. 3

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This episode was so horrifically boring we almost decided to not re-cap it, but here is what you need to know. After Blair gets Charlotte Casiraghi to walk in her show only to have her back out at the last … Continue reading

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Gossip Girl Final Season Recap — Ep. 2

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Let’s quickly get it out of the way that all the GG cast is STILL on Blackberry. Moving on, the name of this episode was titled Dirty Rotten Scandals but don’t expect any references to Cap Ferrat or con artists; … Continue reading

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Gossip Girl Final Season Recap — Ep. 1

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There were a lot of things worth noting about Gossip Girl’s (final) season premiere last night. First of all … I think we can all rejoice that Lily and Rufus are through. She is finally back with Bart Bass as … Continue reading